I hope so, too! I had almost given up all hope. I’d log in, then go to comment or star something, and then would have to log in again. I hope you can get back to your non-burner account, stat!

The bee stung face is so heartbreaking! It’s like, yes, mom, I was silly again and let the bee win.

Oh, hello, Orion! Gorgeous!!!

Hmmm.... oooh, it worked 😱

Yay! After two months, Kinja has stopped being a dick to me and is letting me log in again! In honor of this, here is a collage of my new rescue, Noelle, sporting her beautiful cone of shame.

I am so sad to read this. All the love from an internet stranger.

I always think he looks exactly how Patrick Bateman is supposed to look. He looks in his mirror and sees Christian Bale. I look at him and I see a pervy creep. Icky.

This truly breaks my heart. Dreams was my favorite song while growing up in the 90’s, and the lyrics still resonate with me today. The Cranberries really introduced me to the alternative music of the mid 90’s. It was that beautiful time between Wilson Phillips and The Spice Girls, where music and lyrics truly had…

Best part of the song?

Any reputable place will have a license from the state. The places in the mall are typically not licensed.

That’s truly tacky. One of the first things I was taught in massage school is to never comment on minor scars, tattoos, etc.

Thank you. Typically, the Therapist is the prey. Sucks all the way around.

Puking a little bit in my mouth. Thanks, love!

It’s a lot more common for the Licensed Massage Therapist- not masseuse or masseur, as those are highly outdated and insulting terms, but Licensed Massage Therapist!!!- to receive unwanted sexual advances, to be sexually propositioned, or sexually assaulted. I’m currently in school to become a Licensed Massage…

I know what you mean. There used to be something luxurious about J. Crew, and that something got lost somewhere along the way :(

No, I’m not in the market for anything except a new car right now, lol. I’m an aesthetician now, so my wardrobe consists wholly of black scrubs and brightly colored Nikes. I went through a divorce last year, and have not regained any semblance of a social life, but I’m hopeful 2018 will bring me plenty of…

Cropped pants are evil, unless you are Karlie Kloss and have legs for days. I was thinking about your comment, and the quality going downhill over the past 10 years, and I was like, no way, that’s when I was still there! Everything was beautiful then! And then I realized, I left J. Crew for the final time in 2008. So…