You could assemble a Voltron team of inexcusable blown leads from the past year. The Golden State Watlanta Falconsaint-Germain.

I love this brand of corporate double-think.

In defense of the White Sox organization, it’s completely plausible that they had no fucking idea what was going on.

Easy. Their franchise was built on an Ancient Native American stereotype and is thus cursed.

Man, Juanfran really has been there forever. Check out this portrait he had painted by El Greco during his rookie year of 1585:

Did you get to keep all fifty bucks, or did you have to spend some on Officially Licensed Apparel?

Alternately, the Democratic party could feel kinda bad for putting the second-most disliked canddiate in history against the most-disliked candidate in history...

I contest your notion that there is such a thing as a good bad beat poker story

Word has it that Donald Trump just hired these men as his chief economic economic advisers.

I am so excited for this to lead to scintillating conversations with my friends about their recent sports gambling exploits. Thankfully that will lead into a quick side conversation around their fantasy football team, and finally we can discuss a bar they went to last weekend that is one of their favorites and has a…

Was going to give you a star but you already have 12, and that’s perfect.

So it was an inside job?

Somehow the people speaking in a language I don’t speak are easier to understand and make more sense than Jon Gruden.

I can’t believe the seahwaks ran it from their own 1 yard line...

Probably forgot to drink his magic concussion water and realized God was going to punish him for banging his wife all at the same time, fried his circuits

Nothing better than referencing the founding fathers to back up a system where mostly young, athletic, black men work for you without pay.

I don’t know man, that’s a pretty literate reference. I think JaVale wins that round handily.