By that logic, Tesla could remove *all* software from a car once it was sold by the original owner.  Which obviously they can’t. 

Among the other things Kobe did, he also did have this initial reaction to the rape allegations: “I should have done what Shaq does,” meaning cheat on his wife and pay the women off to keep quiet. 

Who else clicked on this article thinking because of the image it was going to be from a woman’s point of view? 

The Maybach sold for pennies on the dollar because of the mental image of this combination of amenities: Privacy curtain and massage seats.

I don’t think two people are both billionaires when it’s the same billion dollars, right?

Maybe it’s the exact same thing because the author’s wife once let slip that she’d definitely bang these tail lights. 

“Given his broken finger, his fragile knees... Bryant can’t sit in a car for two hours.”   Yeah, my finger totally hurts after a long car trip.  So the time is better spent in a bar. 

I wondered too. She’s the creator of Gilmore Girls and other series, and a google search shows that she often wears hats like Susie in that scene. 

He’s going to be on this season, not necessarily in first episode

I kind of agree, they often have what seem like two episodes fused together, but they usually impact each other in some way, at or leading up to the conclusion.  I thought this was a really funny episode that was a return to form (I found the last season disappointing) but did feel like they could have edited 10…

That’s great, I didn’t realize he was a real producer. Love the “We’re doing ‘Everybody Loves Joao!” bit.

That was actually the problem with last season, Larry had turned into a complete sociopath instead of a normal person not tethered by social niceties. I was concerned about the selfie stick moment, but it felt like the rest of the episode was a throwback to the early seasons. Really liked it. 

Isn’t that the woman Hugh Grant cheated on with a prostitute? 

I’m looking forward to getting a Harry someday when he’s signing autographs at a memorabilia convention in Tacoma.  

Based on the photo, McConaughey and Grant are their old-ass parents. 

Yeah that whole thing was pretty odd. He basically wasn’t a stormtrooper. We’ve known them for decades. Who would have thought that when you finally see one without the helmet they’re charismatic and animated and emotional and interesting? I mean, we all knew they looked and acted completely Aryan underneath, right?…

I played a lot of Doom/Unreal back in the day, not a lot of Halo. Why do Halo skills in particular get stale? 

(We reached out to Drew for this story, and made contact, but he didn’t get back to us in time before publishing.)

I am pretty much convinced that Trump or someone in his inner circle is holding deep deep shit over Sen. Graham.

“Annoying as Hell Guy Shouts That Water Is Wet”