“I currently sit here hoping that I’ll be able to continue auditioning for commercials without any taint.”

Why two full, one half-empty, for both Tic-Tacs and concealer? He’s the weirdest fucking guy.  

Trayvon would only have an SYG if GZ had hit him first.

He declined Stand-your-ground before the trial; it would have meant an appearance before a judge who would rule on whether it applied. If the judge ruled that it did not, then GZ would be truly f’d. So he, via his lawyer, decided that not having two possible chances to rule against him was better than one and so he…

George Zimmerman did not use a “stand your ground” defense in court, dipshit. He used self-defense.

No, that’s not really true. Self defense is a claim you make at trial, as an explanation for the use of deadly force (it’s not always valid). This case was initially ruled “stand your ground” — which extends castle doctrine protections outside the home — and cops ended the investigation. Once there was enough public…

“[The] complaint alleges that in March 2012, the Sanford Police Department thoroughly investigated the shooting of Trayvon Martin and closed the case as self-defense.”

I can’t be bothered to care about Melania, but at the same time I’m not a fan of all the slut-shaming going on about naked pictures taken years ago when she was a young model.

She didn’t sell her soul for “idiot president rich guy,” she sold it for “idiot famewhoring rich guy.”

I got the “old” 6-series (55613) from Costco a month ago for $420. It’s hard to imagine the new one being any better — I love it.  Even side by side I really doubt I’d find the difference worth $180 (or even $100, as the 613/5/7 goes for about 500 normally.) 

Musk is probably going to redesign the trucker’s hat too, because no one who likes trucker’s hats will be buying Musk’s truck. 

If you had to bet, was the dad or son the jackhole in the yellow car with the awful pass attempt?

OK but here’s something way more important: when asked a question don’t reply “y” because it could mean “Yes” or “Why?” and those are vastly different.  

Running backs are anonymous? I would have thought the fame list goes 1) quarterbacks 2) a star running back 3) a star wide receiver or two 4) other running backs 5) rest of the receiving corps 6) maybe a star linebacker 7) the secondary 8) rest of the linemen. but then it’s not something I’ve ever really thought…

“Stupid Guy Wins Lawsuit” 

I truly think they believe liberals are just getting pregnant so they could have abortions

Oh God, I’m praying to You, please let this dingbat suffer a convincing defeat so she has some proof You don’t actually exist.  Love, me. 

That was Elon proving his strength. 

People with trailer RVs, I guess.

That makes me reluctant to buy the Xbox One S/Jedi Fallen Order bundle.