It seems like if that first TD pass was “perfectly placed” Aaron Jones wouldn’t have had to spin back around to his left side to get it.  He expected it to his right. 

Pretty sure Peterson did the same trick at Boise State on the safety-orange end zone.

Haha, I thought it said “Stanton and His Bum Squad” which is true

“The play call was perfect, our kicker just wasn’t a lefty like I told him to be.”

“but there’s no shortage of confidence on full recovery” is how you say people are worried about a full recovery. 

Oh the tortured things we do to get meaningful stories covered on G/O Media now that Splinter is gone. 

No, I’m saying the opposite — that people have always given LeBron extra credit for his passing because a player of his size and strength and myriad other skills doesn’t usually make those passes. LeBron is not the only guy who could make this pass, but he’s the only one who gets a whole article devoted to it.

That’s because North Korea held the match under a media blackout, prohibiting journalists and also any fans from attending.

This is a pretty good pass, but I think like many of LeBron’s passes dating back to high school, tends to get graded on a curve because he’s the size of one of those Easter Island heads. The most impressive thing is the strength required to flip a pass backwards like this while you’re already kind of off-balance. But…

Every single hockey player under 12 is named Jackson, Caden or Jaden.

I’d wondered what became of the Salamanca Twin(s).

Seems like that, right?  Hilarious.  I guess the perp has never watched The Wire.  Or Breaking Bad.  Or most cop shows, or heist movies, or had caller ID, or received a call on their cel phone, or really existed in the modern world at all, really. 

I thought the first rule of G/O Media is you don’t talk about the Splintering?

Actually I found that whole part fascinating. It’s a guy born in an oppressive system explaining why a way, way less oppressive system is not perfect in the ways he hoped it would be.  It’s also funny that he thinks Americans know way more about the China/Hong Kong relationship than they actually do.

It is so funny that they pulled the Rickroll stunt while down 14. Was the AV guy’s game feed under local blackout rules?

Lordy, that guy who starts out at far left and ends up upside down still attached to the rig... 

Good reflexes by Comtois to avoid Marchand’s stick too. 

“I was a lot happier with what [Garrett] had done the first three games than what’s happened the last three games”

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