I wonder how long it took the headline writer to find the euro symbol. 

By the way, my initial response was a little cheeky, thanks for responding like a normal human :) 

Dribbling for 18 seconds, throwing your hands in the air, getting a foul call. That’s horrible basketball (to watch, and probably to play).

The sportscasters said the Bengals had scored in 40 straight goal-to-go situations going back to 2017 before tonight’s end zone pick.   Is that a lot?  That sounds like a lot. 

Remember that Bradshaw was famously a dumbass. A likable guy and great QB, but not the sharpest tool out there.

And Dirk’s raised knee created a little more space, while Harden’s.. is over there on the other side just hanging out. This is a weird shot choice for a lefty.

You might be right.  The season’s still three weeks away and already I’m slowing down Harden vids to see if he’s traveling. #fml

In the NBA world, where you can’t move your pivot foot before driving.

Wow that’s.. not very good. He’s jumping off the “wrong” foot which can be effective when it’s unexpected but when he’s moving to his right just seems like it lets the defender catch up with his shot. This would be better for a righty. I’m sure we’ll see variations on this theme.

I fully expected the story to be that he got a tattoo of his wife in a Mark Sanchez jersey.

Police said they found an “unkempt face” on a “old man with a dirty body.” In a statement, Song said only “Yeah fuck you too.”

It did happen, just last week.  My Comcast was out. 

“OR AL GORE” say the dummies. 

I wouldn’t really call it “parody”, he was just using exaggeration for effect, and said as much in introduction to that section of his remarks.  Trump’s protestations are as ridiculous as most of the other things he says. 

Remember when, like Cal Ripken retired and it seemed like he’d been playing for 100 years?  Turns out sports is actually a young man’s game.  

These problems with the car driving itself 50 yards give me complete confidence in hopping into a self-driving taxi. 

Rudy is no longer able to not sound completely crazy. 

Who else fantasizes about one of these hosts one day actually having their “Mad as hell and can’t take it anymore” moment and finally calling out these lying shitbags on air, cutting their mic and looking straight into the camera and iterating their lies for the viewers, then saying they won’t have that person on…

The Sunday talk shows have proven that Trump and his people have no defense that does not involve lying. 

This guy is a fucking asshole.