So it lives in a puddle? 

You know, they should just give all the teams the same name.  That would at least differentiate the league from its counterparts. 

Every single one sounds like a new energy drink that sucks.

I’m amazed that Bird has any claim here. Seems like fair artistic use of a public figure, as satire or otherwise. I presume the artist is a fan and figured she’d make right by Larry, because the image itself was pretty cool.

This looks like that joke where the guy has a hand reattached by a crappy doctor, and when the doctor asks how he feels he [Here you do a two-thumbs-up motion, except you rotate one wrist 180 degrees].

That other writer has a vastly different take on who to blame:  On the final drive, “Nate’s receivers drop three balls in a row. I’m talking back-to-back-to-back butterfingers.”

“Hey bro we not doubling in open gym.”

I like when civilians with dorky informal pickup rules (“Ok, before we start, lets vote on ‘guard your man’ for tonight”) weigh in on how pros operate. 

Oh God please let Daniel Jones turn out to be really good

That’s actually his mom. 

“LeBron and whomever” worked great last year, so “LeBron, AD and whomever” will be 10x as great.

Trump will weigh in as soon as Fox & Friends mentions it. 

Rules question, why was no one ruled offsides? Because it was on the tail end of a corner (if that matters), or because they stood still when left alone by defenders and didn’t make themselves part of the play?

#29 can be proud of his effort to avoid getting hit by the ball

Or.. 

“Economic juggernaut” is what you say when you know Trump is sitting there in his undies watching you on TV. 

This would be perfect if the woman was his date. 

I remember visiting England and reading the headlines about this young upstart Rooney, already a celebrity at Man U.  I feel very old. 

“12 hour travel day that could be done in 6" if they’d let the team take your private jet?