Yes. “Kill all men.” Especially queer, immigrant, black, and brown men. Because we all know they can only be oppressors and never among the oppressed. Right?

My theory: old retirees love Costco’s low prices so much, their ability to judge products objectively is distorted.

I learned on The Doughboys that of all the Costco pizzas, the cheese one has the most calories. That kind of blew my mind. 

Weinstein bought silence from the politician he paid.

It’s on you that you don’t understand why it’s okay for POC to use the word, but not for white folks. I grew up at a time when the word wasn’t considered by many to be off-limits to white folks, but I had good parents who taught me exactly why it’s not okay to use it. I’ve never in my life used the word, will never in…

Did she seriously just suggest that white people not being able to use the n-word creates more segregation? I...just...CAN’T

Wow! The white student’s response after being caught is that not being allowed to say the N word creates segregation! She’s fighting for equality! Up is down and down is up.

The headline that still has me ROFL is this one...

Jesus fucking Christ. I married my wife for the good times and the bad. If she loses her job or gets cancer, I don’t drop her like a bad investment, I care for her and support her however I can.

Maybe try to actually move on from Dan Savage bullshit from once in your life and see people as people.

I have a few friends who married their husbands just because they were ready to have kids and willing to take the first reasonable guy who wanted to settle down. Ten years ago I would’ve been on my high horse about it, but now I’m in my late 30s and I think I’d rather have a marriage of convenience than be alone. (And…

Ahh, thanks— THAT puts it into terms I could suddenly grasp, for some reason. Golddiggers aim to close the deal, all the way from step 1. Sugarbabies are mortgaging their youth (like that phrase) to keep climbing the ladder.

Sugar babies aren’t looking to marry into financial security. Gold diggers are out for the richest spouse they can score. Both kinds of women emphasize glamour and sexuality, but SBs are often quite young (basically barely legal a lot of the time) and are symbols of sexual prowess, while gold diggers want to become…

YEP. These aren’t bored single guys—they’re married guys who want to control their piece on the side through currency.

Are you having sex with this person?
Yes?
Would you be having sex with this person if they weren’t paying you?
No?
Ok then.

Good god. Can we please just make prostitution legal in the US? Look at all these insufferable men and women jumping through hoops to make their sex work seem legitimate. At least hookers and escorts are self aware.

No matter how thin you slice it, bologna is still bologna,

Yeah, there is a whiff of “my sex work is better than theirs”...but it’s sex work all the same. And again, I have no problem with that, people are free to choose their lives. But there is a sex expectation. There is a money transaction. That’s prostitution.

Right? Let’s have some self-awareness, folks. They are sex workers. The hypocrisy of being an escorts and looking down on other sex workershere is staggering.

All the hoops you are jumping through are because you know that this is in fact prostitution. Which is fine. But just don’t lie to yourself about it.

This sort of thing really bothers me. The way these young girls sell themselves. Mrs. Chesterfield would never have thought of such a thing. She always insisted that when it came to marriage I should negotiate directly with her father.