Cool, Russia’s been banned from the 2018 Winter Olympics.

The athlete can choose, but it has to be a song from the band O.A.R

Shit, well, now who is Trump going to root for in the Olympics?

Welcome to Britain!

What’s the AP style guide recommendation on when to use “curling one out” vs. “pinching off a loaf” vs. “dropping the Browns off at the Super Bowl”?

For me his greatest crime was opening two doors on his advent calendar on the same day.

A 17 year old who downs 18 drinks and remains conscious is either lying, or needs to stop drinking.

Now shit is about to get real interesting...

I want to hear more about the owl.

The owl guy is obviously a wizard, right? I mean Harry Potter is definitely a non-fiction book :)

Rememer when Trump called Cruz’s wife ugly and insinuated his dad killed JFK, and Cruz was all “there is no way I can support this guy” and then two weeks later was all “I have prayed on it and I will support Trump.”

That same guy goes on reddit years later with a post complaining about how everyone targeted him in the women’s studies class and gets 1000 likes.

“I don’t understand why women wear high heels, I don’t find high heels sexy at all. You should wear flats.”

Joe Scarborough. That Guy in every women’s studies class who has to interrupt and say some version of, “If more women used birth control, the abortion rate would go down!” over and over again.

True fact: Mr. Levy married me becuase I did reverse cowgirl the first time we got it on.

is she presenting? Is it mating season in the Gifford household?

i see that the PA forgot to lock up the moscato again

Hopefully something consensual.

um... what's happening here.