Good thing he’s a Sontaran and not a man then.

Not really the same at all. Preferring a specific equipment manufacturer or having all the standard equipment produced in the same way isn’t the same thing as only being willing to use a controller with a rare malfunction. In the other two examples the equipment is functioning as intended and is readily available.

Lot of monsters in the comments here. Crunchy peanut butter is just peanut butter made by a lazy person who quit halfway through. It’s basically partially chewed peanuts. It defeats the point of pb.

Genius: “Hey lets take the most annoying property of this nutritious food away and make a convenient spreadable paste…

Simply because Gladiolus rejoins my party at about the same power level/stats from when he left, I’m going to assume the DLC ends with Gilgamesh gently touching his chest and saying “the true strength was within your heart all along”

Good to see Mourinho finally showing Juan Mata some love.

Twilight Princess didn’t look like a cartoon?

I can’t recall when Zelda had ‘serious’ textures.

Don’t forget “himself.”

Lovecraft was one of those few people I’d believe you can make a legit case for “hating everyone equally.” Sure, he hated Asians, Jews, Blacks, Women, and other standard targets, but also the French, the Scottish, the Welsh, New Englanders, the Spanish, nobility, poor people...

Hot take: Lovecraft wasn’t a very good writer, and his “unspeakable evils” and “horrors so unthinkable they drive you mad” was the only trick in his bag.

Your podcasts are good and you should feel good!

Cool story, bro.

This one should probably be the story about how you avoided getting molested by your mailman.

I had to have been 11 or 12. My little brother and I had gotten pretty chummy with our mailman at the time, and it got to the point where if he’d see us getting off the school bus a few blocks from our house, he’d give us a lift home in his mail truck, even letting me “drive” it down our cul-de-sac at one point (no…

i feel you man. sometimes you just gotta post a joke as fast as possible

Curt Schilling tried to have me thrown out of a stadium twice, both on nights he wasn’t pitching (once in Philly, once in Scranton for an exhibition game). I was a little kid and my uncle was high up in the front office, so I got to stand on the field for a minute or two once every few years. The first time, I was…

But the poor GOP politicians!

$80,000 for a pressure safety low indicator? That thing must be accurate as hell.

That’s Tom Brady’s voice, I can tell from some of the pixels and from having heard a lot of fake accents in my time