i feel you man. sometimes you just gotta post a joke as fast as possible

Curt Schilling tried to have me thrown out of a stadium twice, both on nights he wasn’t pitching (once in Philly, once in Scranton for an exhibition game). I was a little kid and my uncle was high up in the front office, so I got to stand on the field for a minute or two once every few years. The first time, I was…

But the poor GOP politicians!

$80,000 for a pressure safety low indicator? That thing must be accurate as hell.

That’s Tom Brady’s voice, I can tell from some of the pixels and from having heard a lot of fake accents in my time