Joseph Smith founded Real Salt Lake after god told him too.

He was so committed to hating that he invented a pantheon of old gods and ancient aliens to hate. Hating all of the earth wasn’t enough.

Hotter take: Lovecraft’s reliance on having someone narrate the story after it occurred combined with “horrors so unthinkable they drive you mad” is a clear sign of a terrible writer who didn’t know how to actually construct scary scenes. Also he was a racist.

The worst thing for me was that the analog sticks stopped working in menus and you had to use the d pad. I spent so much time backing out of incorrect screens because I assumed a simple flick down on the analog stick would move me to the next menu option.

When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all.

What about the world of ruin in FFVI? There was an octopus monster working reception at a fight club.

Is Third Leg Before Wicket a better use of LBW?

Little Sister, the movie he lists as his number 1 in 2016, didn’t get its own review. He lumped it in to a recap article of a film festival he went to, and even in that article he doesn’t mention Little Sister until paragraph 14! Who is this guy?

“Doug Glanville already gave me one” is somehow the best comeback I have ever heard

Not a fan of conservatives, but its hard for me to jump on board with your they are mean spirited group when by the end of your post you are celebrating about old people eating cat food.

Will someone think of the poor rootbeer?!

Not to be that guy, but these guys were also allegedly behind some pretty bold robberies of a couple of high end restaurants during dinner service.

It looks like a stuffed deathclaw