I was once pulled over in the, “Jesus, please don’t make me live there.”, state of Indiana by one of those things while en route to the Kentucky Derby. The trooper had clearly taken some recent training seriously, since he blew by me to get in front of me and brake checked me to a stop, then “demanded” to search my…

I had two different 4th gen Camaros for daily driver duty over eight years. So I have a sweet spot for these cars. NO! Not worth even $10K. I’m not a cop, so that crap would all have to come off. This is what I see: Hard top, cloth interior, automatic, well-used, stupid appearance package (that makes it undriveable)…

Yeah, I worked at a shop where we stripped cop cars and FBI cars for sale after their duty was done.  We also stripped and cleaned seized cars to become DARE cars.  You can’t have police insignia or funtioning police equipment in a driven car.  It’s a federal crime, and a felony at that.  

Nope, its illegal to have the logo and words on the doors, or light bar.. Especially in California. Ever notice police cruisers always strip these things at auctions?

Nice car, but based on the interior photos I’m not convinced it was actually a patrol car.  As for the price: huge crack pipe!

Pretty sure the REAL cops are going to pull you over and ticket your ass seven ways to Sunday if you drive this.

Only one dead hooker. Hardly seems worth the effort.

Does the launch of the ID. Space Vizzion depend on the success of the ID.4? Because I will buy the shit out of this if VW actually makes it happen in a couple years.

Tesla is disrupting your garage. With a fire.

Have you met the average American?

Here in Finland less than a quarter of cars have AWD and it snows everywhere. It’s not an issue unless you are an idiot.

The parachute did a huge amount of the work. But the driver did the remainder, and that still counts for a lot.

I’m not entirely convinced the driver had much involvement in keeping that rig shiny side up, I think he was along for a very lucky ride, which could have ended poorly.

Lawrence, I sure hope making these cursed text slideshows doesn’t take up much of your day. You deserve better than to have to do this kind of shit work. Jalopnik should at least spread the shame around instead of putting it all on your byline.

I was interested to hear that the suggestions were...but seeing that they are presented as a slideshow, now I am not.

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Did really have to be a slide show? NO the heck it didn’t. Just freaking click machine. Jeez

Counterpoint: $46k is way too much for a VW with 268hp.