I really don’t understand the concept of “it doesn’t matter if it’s real as long as it raises morale”.

I was very into Pokemon and I see no difference other than the newer ones are actually a bit more complicated than these three baby dinosaurs. 

I couldn’t get more than 15 seconds in. I never watched the whole Imagine video either. Both just make me want to crawl out of my skin. 

Yeah that’s kinda what I was thinking. If you’re going to spend that kind of money, you better get the most out of it. Hopefully those who would be sitting around not participating and being too cool for it would be deterred by the cost. 

Yeah I’m not angry - this post made do this face:

Yeah that took a sharp right into “why the fuck are you doing this” land real quick.

The movie didn’t say it but the character in the book is around 39 and had been married for 10 years. In the movie, they were married for 3 years. They are intentionally vague in the film I think because she looks so young.

Then what are we looking at there? Why is there a round highlight and shadow that looks like a knee where her knee would be if her foot was facing forward?

Why is it weird that they would disclose something that their establishment does while criticizing another for doing the same thing? It’s what they should do as writers. 

Why is her kneecap facing the camera and her foot is facing camera right???

That’s a terrible photo with some horrific photoshop. The way she’s posed and styled makes her look like she’s been pieced together from different people. And that can happen with just being posed in a funny way - I have a photo of me where it looks like my hand was pasted on. But I didn’t have a professional…

She seems like she has no self-respect. Lots of women use men to get ahead. It’s a fact of life. But she got herself very publicly involved with an individual who everyone knows to be unmedicated and bipolar and who was publicly stalking and harassing his ex-wife (still is). 

I find it incredibly sad that she felt it necessary to even do something like this. When your whole livelihood is based on being physically attractive, it can be extremely emotionally traumatic when those looks go away and you’re thrown out like garbage. Then she’s permanently disfigured by a procedure that has a…

I love her terrible food pictures. She’s Martha - fucking - Stewart, queen of cookbooks and all things pretty and aesthetic, and she takes and posts the shittiest food pictures in existence. They look exactly like the ones my elderly mother posts. It’s just so friggin weird. 

Like...how is that even a crime?!?! It should be something that results in the person being told that they cannot register to vote, here’s why and here’s how to remedy the situation so you can vote.

For serious, I just wanna let her fall - maybe it’ll help rearrange some of those garbled thoughts. 

So glad that nonsense hardcore Oscar campaigning Gaga was doing didn’t succeed.

He’s nominated for Best Original Song for Dos Oruguitas

What do you mean by “being content to be a movie star”? It seems you’re implying that those who take roles that will increase their star power don’t take acting seriously or they take it less seriously than those who don’t.

They break up in literally the next episode because Steve is pushing them having a baby but Miranda thinks he’s too immature, among other things: