Not to be too terribly graphic but generally you get your legs out of the way so the pokey bits wouldn’t really be poking anything. If anything, they’d end up being a great way to steer Batman where you want him. 

I’m now imagining a fart escaping out of the back of that thing with a sound like someone slowly letting the air out of a balloon and I can’t stop giggling. 

She is absolutely gorgeous and deserves this dubious honor however...

The article is literally a list of people’s opinions on how long it takes like exercise.

wouldn’t you wonder where the perspective of the guy who has tried onions multiple times and still dislikes them is?

Sometimes (and for some people), you need someone to come in and say “it sucks, I hate it, it has never gotten better or easier and it never will get better or easier” because then at least you know you aren’t alone and you know that it’s the sort of thing you can deal with if you really want to.

Well the question was asked of people who enjoy exercise, not those who don’t.

Yup! You want lower taxes? Great. You’re on your own for the services that the government provides with those taxes you aren’t paying.

I’m weirdly hoping this works out for them because the first time around it seemed like their relationship got destroyed by the media being racist jerks and hounding them mercilessly. 

I didn’t say it did-I said the state was accepted by the Confederacy, which it was. I guess a more accurate statement would be that the Confederate States claimed Missouri as one of their own. The Confederate Flag has 13 stars on it, one of those represents Missouri.

It was a slave state that was accepted by the Confederacy so...yes, it is The South.

And for anyone here reading that who has been called “soft” time and again by people who were supposed “authority figures”: there isn’t a damn thing wrong with being “soft”. Or “sensitive”. Or any number of other diminishing terms used for people who don’t hide their feelings, who don’t just go cry in a corner and who…

I read that all the time too and I’m just like...what theaters are you people going to?? I’ve been going to films for decades and can think of maybe half a dozen times when a baby cried or kids were acting up. And the parents usually took the baby out and the kids got shushed and they shut up. 

You don’t have to sneak it on the plane, or into the airport for that matter. You can bring as many of those little liquor bottles as will fit in the quart sized bag in your carry on which, according to a quick google search, is 5-7.

Literally my screen as I was scrolling:

The upgrade you need is likely to be more weight, better programming, more appropriate nutrition, or simply more realistic expectations...

I have no idea how or why any one flippity flip is more difficult or dangerous than another* but good for Simone and her astounding ability to do all that and pushing the limits of gymnastics. She’s a marvel of skill and grace.

That makes perfect sense, thank you! I might get me one of these 😁

Do you own the microbottoms? Because that is the suit that is confusing the hell out of me as to how your labia are supposed to be encased in that without issue. It just seems like walking would cause it to roll inward and opening your legs more than a few inches would cause your outer labia to kinda gobble it up.

And this one is a recovering addict. I had a friend who dated recovering drug addicts one after the other* and the through line with them is that they love bombed her-they essentially traded their drug addictions to addictions to her.