Yup. That was clearly the intention. Didn’t quite work out. Oh, well, best laid plans and all.

I’m surprised he thinks that his argument will work with a military court. Military courts have more in common with Judge Judy than your typical civilian courts. Any theatrics are quickly shut down.

By all means, please accept mentally unstable men and women with criminal histories into the military and then train them to kill. That’s a super great idea that has no chance of backfiring.

“But there’s brown people to blow up somewhere! What the fuck do you want from us?”

that would surely cause someone to veer off the road in flames and a puzzled mind

I'm sure you don't have very much experience with pussies.

It doesn’t quite rival this moment on the awkward scale.

OH MY GOD! Raoul broke Obama’s wrist with his immense power derived from the people!

Perhaps Obama meant awkwardizing.

Betty White said it best!

if something’s brutal enough to produce vagina pain

I was probably ovary acting.

this is not Oppo so you should be safe here.

Step two: Hit it from the back. ;)

Some crashes are bad enough to make one’s smile go vertical.

Vagina jokes aren’t funny. Period.