I always thought the FX (is it still called that?) was such an awesome looking vehicle.

its a burner for all those undercover dealz

Can we talk about that flip phone tho

Nickelback is not too powerful to overcome. Try harder.

Yes. Lets listen to the guys who decided that spending $5 Trillion and 5,000 American lives to accomplish nothing was a good idea. I take that back, it did lead to the creation of ISIS so I guess that’s doing something.

Given the insane plan conservatives have had to do everything possible to fight Obama on everything since Day 1 of his first term, it’s difficult to believe the deal was a bad one. Especially since every other country but one is happy with it. And Israel doesn’t count given how dickish they’ve been acting.

I think Laura Bush advocated for literacy (she saw the tragedy close up with W I guess). But I’m pretty sure Barbara was too busy instilling self-hatred and paranoia in her children to do anything else.

All things considered, this Cuban Missile Crisis was a vast improvement over the last one.

Maybe it was a test! And they passed. So we’re still going ahead with rebuilding our friendship.

Crimea river.

It was very good of Cuba to return this missile to us

I was thinking the same thing. Are we sure the schematics aren’t already up on the Pirate Bay or something by now?

99% chance someone made a lot of money ‘accidently’ losing the thing and letting the Chinese and Russians get a look at it.

So Air France is hauling hellfire missile in the overheads but I gotta give up my cigarette lighter?

This guys gonna have a nice cocaine and hooker basket waiting for him when he gets home.

I want Rachel Dratch as Debbie Downer to play Ted Cruz on snl soooo badly.

Damn you 4chan... That Beta Uprising is EVERYWHERE now...

Remember, no matter how nuts you are for her, if she likes someone else, it’s irrelephant.