You always have the stripper come to your room/apt/home so you can all get on the train later.  No legal club will let you do that.

You are a shitty friend.

The only ways these dorks will ever get laid is by getting married.

Yes, a very large percentage of athletes smoke weed before the game because

Apparently, you do it on the backs of murdered deadspin writers.

Black Racists Never Age!

Who’s this piece of shit writing about sports?

Dude, there have been fucking cops in China for thousands of years.

Let’s guess what happened to these ONE MILLION things . . . .

Samer Coward needs a job.

Finally, an article I can Ley in to.

More fables of dumbasses not being able to fugure out motion controls on the wiiiiiii

Charge the cops if there was an attempt.

Fucking murderous cops

When are they going to severely punsh the dumbfuck murderous pigs with a badge?

Fuck the police.

Discs are exactly the issue.

You big fucking entitled crybaby.

YOu know you want to say it - David Bixenspan - BLACK PEOPLE CHEAT!

Buncha cowards here watching movies there

Buncha cowards here watching movies there