Look, I love Canada. They’re awesome. That being said, it’s not like they don’t have electoral issues from time to time.

LOL WUT!? Here’s the tape.

I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact that there is an intersection of Amy Schumer fans and Trump voters.

i really like her and think this is a good response. critical but not harsh

Make America Grope Again.

I can’t really imagine that in even the most mutual, long term, consensual relationship being “grabbed by the pussy” is a positive thing.

I have a friend like this who claims that her unfiltered mouth is a result of being “Italian.” You know, because her ancestors came over last century and she has her grandma’s “killer” meatball recipe - it all translates into being an asshole with no filter.

Demi Lovato is like that obnoxious friend of yours who says shitty things with absolutely no filter and when you call her out on it she just says she’s being *frank* and *honest*.

I’m 5'3" and I hardly ever wear heels. When I’m feeling *fancy* I wear booties with like 1.5" heels. I just don’t give a shit.

But at least you’d be a comfortable lesbian.

What would happen if a woman wore... flats?!?! Would the world implode?

thank you so much for volunteering to make me a pie tonight and bringing it to work tomorrow Eleanor

I’m glad he finally confirmed my suspicions! I was shocked at first to learn her identity, but after I went back and reread her books, I realized that Elena Ferrante’s writing style was exactly like Ashley Feinberg’s.