It was so human. I loved it.

Maybe because Negan reminds us a little too much of a certain person who was recently elected? I like to work out my anxiety by getting scared of imaginary zombies, not have it amplified by getting scared of an imaginary dictatorial narcissist.

I KNOW THAT’S NOT A SAYING BUT I AM SO FUCKING MAD.

White guys: Hillary Clinton sucked, that’s why we lost.

Daddy Trump wants his kids and son-in-law to get top security clearance. This is NOT a joke. They’re gonna run America like a Mob family business. I wonder how long it will be before they try to get clearance for Alex Jones.

OMFG I FOUND MY PERSON IN THE POOP THREAD.

This is very timely.

Hey yeah--post was written before we’d seen that news at the end of speech and it’s been amended to include.

But not you, Larry David in the background chewing gum. Keep on Sandersing, it’s cute when you boys look grouchy or like humans with inner lives!

It is fucking outrageous that she had to, AGAIN, defend her email actions, while Trump skated by, AGAIN, without giving any substantive answers. What the actual fuck? Should we not be listening to her talk about policy at a forum about policy? She’s the only candidate who has something real to say, based on facts and…

I am so sick of her not being exactly what everyone wants her to be all the time. It’s like she isn’t even trying to take all of our criticism simultaneously. I liked her at first but then she was too likeable and now I hate her but she just keeps being Jennifer Lawrence and I am just like HELLO, HAVE YOU SEEN OUR…

I don’t think I can be convinced that porn is healthy for men. Ladies, whose boyfriends/husbands are pornheads, tell me honestly and not the “sex positive, politically correct, men pleasing” version, do your partners porn habits mean great/improved sex with better, more frequent orgasms for you personally?

Damnit, once I finally gave up on Trevor Noah, Wilmore was all I had left. Where will I get my political/social satire now?

We are legion. Total ham. Radio personality. I abhor crowds but wouldn’t hesitate to emcee in front of 80k. Hate parties. Can never be persuaded to go out after work. Give me a book/Nook and a cat and I am happy as a clam.

I wish, wish, wish my boobs and hips were not so big - I would love to wear a real suit and look good in it. (A little height wouldn't hurt either.) I've always had an obsession with ties and cummerbunds, and pocket squares...