So fucking mad about this. Trevor Noah sucks, so Wilmore and co became my main show. I hate everyone.

I read a description of introverts with outgoing personalities and went “yes that’s me.” I am actually exhausted by other people. They drain me, but I can be charming if I have to.

Yessssssssssssssss!!!!!!

Dear Goddess, save me from a dude who expects me to police his clothing choices. I got my own life. Thank you Goddess.

Me, too. Love her and my mom. They're both fierce motherfuckers who never stop,min a good way.

I find it interesting and informative to see how a mature woman in power can dress, cause I hope to be one some day.

Is that, like, a diamond 12 step symbol necklace? Want.

That's not true at all, FYI.

Well, we can’t protest the lack of women directors then shit on them when they get a gig. What's the point of that?

So you're saying he should fire some of his writing stable, who've stuck with him for years and now are finally getting their big network payday?

This woman is a fucking mega star.

Only men are entitled and lazy enough to assume that women aren’t writing the reviews in addition to think pieces in addition to a million other attempts to break in. Like, a dude only has to write the one.

Uh, yeah there are. I know a bunch of them.

I met her, too. It was amazing. I had crotch sweat.

Every major LGBTQ organization supports her. Who cares how she got there? Republicans are actively anti all progressive issues. There's no comparison.

Oh my god, don't you know any old Jewish guys? My dad is just like him. He's old and Jewish, so he knows he's not supposed to say the wrong thing but he can't help himself because he thinks it's funny.

Yes!!!!! This is me.

Yessssss!!!!! Stop ruining everything, everyone!!!!!

I am, thank you! Therapy and supportive friends and family.

Pitches: (these are all remakes or reboots)