Brainsssss.

Sorry to be a nerd, but "Roseanne" didn't have a "laugh track." It was shot in front of a studio audience, and the audience's laughs were recorded. "Roseanne" was a great show. If they did a joke in front of the audience, and the audience didn't laugh, they didn't just keep going. They rewrote the joke...…

Please let's stipulate that it's no one ever means all men think a certain way ever, anywhere, any time. Obviously. SO obviously, let's stipulate that no one ever needs to remind anyone that any subset of people all have the same thoughts, goals, ideas, views

She looks really excited to ride a horse.

I concur, that's how it happens. (Happened to me when I was 15 while I was alone doing laundry in my apartment garage. The police said, "well, it's hot out.")

Good news, kids. I'm beginning to think menopause will be awesome. My periods are scarce and light, my boobs aren't sore, my mood is lifted. Weight fluctuations, gone. Horniness and sex life is better than ever. Seriously, don't believe the hype. This is the bomb. ( And I was seriously sensitive to my hormones…

I like her voice. Is that okay?

Worked with him. Nicest guy in life. So funny. Love.

I don't like it because it makes me feel unsafe. Like, on a cellular level. Even if they are safe, I don't know them so it's frightening. Men are bigger and I'm afraid I could be physically attacked. Like, later, in the parking lot.

Thongs are a highway for poop to get in your vagina. I'd rather have panty lines than an infection. Normal cotton underwear is sexier than yeast.

Uh, that's fantastic.

it's more profitable for the insurance companies to get you paying for pills every month than a diaphragm every couple of years. That's why they're out of fashion.

It bums me out that women would think their vaginas are so messy and disgusting they wouldn't consider a diaphragm. As for putting it in, an "excuse me I need to freshen up" works. Also, I haven't met a guy who'd prefer a condom to a diaphragm.

I'm also a diaphragm gal, and don't understand why people don't even consider it. No hormones, cheap, etc.

Period and pregnancy orgasms are the bomb.

Sure make fun of the website. Gratuitous slams of women bum me out, and I come to Jezebel to escape that shit. I mean, people fail at things sometimes. It doesn't make me happy when they do.

hilarious.

I love Morning Gloria. The post is funny, but also objectifying and dehumanizing. Talking about getting cunnilingus from her husband isn't the same as treating her as a person with the potential for competence. Lively is way more than Anna Wintours pet. I don't think think it makes young women feel great to see…

I man, you could look at her imdb page. She's been working since she was a teenager. She's married, I'm not sure what famous men she's fucked other than her husband and I don't care. Reducing her work to her supposed sexual history is grim.

Yes, let's shit on Blake Lively and pretend shitting on her is "unifying." Let's take a dump on a young, pretty, successful woman. I'm sure it has nothing to do with her being successful and pretty and apparently stable. We shit on the unstable Lohans - lets also shit on the boring girls who show up for work on…