Have you tried explaining how you’d bring their jobs back? That’s apparently all these people want.
That and open, honest discussion.
Right? Right???
*Cries blood*

“Sent from somewhere over the rainbow”

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

Is it hard, being so much more brilliant than everyone else?

That’s funny, because I actually find her to be rather interesting, and in a non-aggressive way at that. Oops!

I love her. I love her acting* and I love her bland music. Come at me bruh.

Bless your heart.

I know but I keep seeing them everywhere and I’m just ready to SCREAM AT EVERY GODDAMN THING BECAUSE WHY IS THIS SHIT HAPPENING

Monthly donation in her name to the ACLU.

Can you imagine if Marissa Hermer saw one of her close friends bestowing a gift on someone from Anthropologie? No you can’t imagine that, because Marisa Hermer would murder that friend and gift wrap the body before throwing it in the Thames and instagramming it

Hey, I’m an Irish person marrying an American person and I’ve got a decent little group of Americans and Irish people who are politically engaged and appalled by Trump, so, this is a bit mad, but like, if you ever need some Irish people who won’t ask stupid fuckin questions to share a whiskey with...? I’m in Dublin.

You’re sweet. Don’t worry! The blood part stopped. I have a long history of GI issues and this has happened before without actually being a cause for alarm. But I’m so touched that you went out of your way to try to help out a perfect stranger. I’m honored.

Could their family be any more beautiful? My friend’s daughter has been a roadie for John Legend for years, and my friend and her daughter love him. They have nothing but complimentary things to say about him, so I’m gonna say he’s the real deal.

DAMN YOU JOHN LEGEND AND YOUR BEAUTIFUL SONG ABOUT LOVE. I was doing a pretty good job of holding it together until I watched this damn music video. Ugh for the love of crock pots my face is LEAKING. 😩

Close to it. I am waaay deep in fight or flight mode and fight is winning.

I thank you for the integrity you have. You lose a sick day from your bank instead of pissing in their food. You’re better than many.

Aren’t we all living in our worst week ever?

#alwayswithher