I wholeheartedly agree that this is the second best thing I’ve seen today.

What freaks me out about this is that she sounds just the author of the Magic Treehouse books, Mary Pope Osborne. She does her own audiobooks and we used to listen to them on road trips. Whenever, I hear Terry Gross on NPR, I have remind myself that it’s not the children’s author.

Please stop interfering in our attempts to be offended on someone else’s behalf. If you keep this up, we’ll have to post something in the comments about how we were just “putting this out there” and you “shouldn’t read anything into” this.

A roach. A leak. A lawsuit. And a banana peel. All this. And more. On the next. This. American Life.

Ikea’s food is pretty tasty and really inexpensive.

I don't feel like cunt is a strong enough word.

To be fair, there's no proof of this. She may have dictated.

Yes! That video of Phelps scowling was deemed hilarious but when gabby doesn’t smile on cue it’s not okay?

I think an important component in this is our culture’s obsession with gaslighting women. Any time women have sincere dietary needs due to chronic hormonal or gastrointestinal illnesses, people assume that they’re lying and just trying to lose weight, or are hysterical and have an unhealthy body image. Think about it:…

A staunchly Republican Transgender Olympic Athlete is not relateable?

Just because it’s the norm doesn’t mean we should accept it. This shit can be changed, and it should be. This kind of stress makes food workers want to spit in your food or wipe their ass with it. Improved working conditions benefits everyone.

I met him when I was 16!!! Fuuuck me the man is INSANELY GORGEOUS in person. His face, his eyes, his height his everything. It was at a screening of a movie he did and I asked a question; afterwards when we met, he touched my arm and said, “That was a great question, btw. Most people get really nervous and that was…

Pacey Joshua Jackson has, for as long as I can remember seeing him around, been on my I Just Like His Face list. I mean, not that there’s an actual list, but y’all know what I mean.

Ah yes, Peter Bishop and Bridget von Hammersmark. They made quite the adorable couple. Wait, that’s not the cultural references you know them as?

Shit, do we all have to publicly start apologizing for what little assholes we were at 14? This is going to take a while...

How many cops does it take to arrest one non-threatening black woman?

LMM is quickly climbing the ladder of my celeb baes. between his carpool karaoke, his tony speech, his twitter, and his appearance on john oliver, i’m smitten kitten. plus, man bun.

Singing in close a cappella harmony like that is hard! Their amazing blend shows their stunning level of musicianship. Brava!

Finally we can give Republican men the ability to carry out their dreams of carrying all the fetuses to term. I can’t wait! I want this to be a requirement for every man who is anti-abortion.