legitimately thought this was krysten ritter

I first read your username as AspieUnicornofTruth and that seems fitting here

Ok, long rant ahead. Probably staying in the greys but what the hell.

Wait. He pulled the money out of his WATER SHOE?

“Justine Bieber”

Tickets were $125????????? What school did you go to?

UGHHHHHHH THIS LOOKS SOOOOO DUMB. I CAN’T EVEN. WHY EMMA STONE. WHY.

Gustav’s at PDX!! I actually like when my flight gets delayed in Portland, because that gives me an excuse to go eat a crazy huge German breakfast. *insert heart eyes emoji*

The thing about this study is that status symbols are so regional. In Portland or Seattle, no one is going to be like “I want to look rich so I’m wearing a Ralph Lauren fur vest.” It’s more like Hunter boots and North Face/Patagonia gear. So I wonder how this would be different if the researcher had used “status”…

I clicked through to the original article, and the letter writer says no one wore condoms. :(

There was a restaurant like this near where I live now, about 10 blocks away from my college campus. I was so excited when I first moved in because they had FRIED CHICKEN and ALSO GYROS, two of my favorite things. But unfortunately it burnt down right before i moved in. Like.......arson. Good old Seattle.

Or just like more Pissing Contests in general, for every possible situation. I might be addicted. Just a little.

"(You could also argue that women are going to report feelings more about everything, as there is significantly less stigma attached to doing so)."

Ok, a drink with your buddies from work is one thing, but a formal dinner with colleagues, investors, and others who could be crucial in influencing someone's career? Are you really saying this type of behavior in that situation is excusable?

My expensive private Jesuit liberal arts school has a SHIT printing system. It was recently revamped completely, and during the transition it was almost impossible to guarantee that you'd ever be able to print something out when you needed to. I used the "I can't print it" excuse more times than I can tell you, even…

I know that this piece isn't meant to be putting XOjane down, but man, has that site ever fallen hard recently. I remember when I used to devour every piece on there daily because the stories and voices were so unique and interesting, but now I don't understand why half of their pieces even get published. Like most of…

I'm just picturing some kind of pancake recipe in that book based on using "Baby Batter." Blech.

My meltdowns are rare, but they are mostly just sad. In high school I was having a horrible stressful quarter, and self-harming on top of that, oh AND barely passing AP calculus (no idea why I was even making myself suffer through that as I didn't need to take it).
One day I was taking a make-up quiz after school for…

I was in the Albuquerque airport with my family heading home to Portland, and we were stopping by the food court to get something to eat, when all of a sudden I realize that this tiny woman wearing a hoodie and jeans sitting by herself looks a LOT like Amanda Seyfried would without makeup, and, OH WAIT, she is Amanda…

Ok, hold up, am I the only one who has had a cream cheese omelet? My mom used to make salmon and cream cheese omelets with lox and chives, and they were fucking delicious. Ham sounds like it'd be good too, but still kind of a weird choice....