I dunno, she seems kinda wooden in that video.

What do you think James Franco smells like?:

Ewwwwww James Franco is so problematic.....

Seriously. Like, the Heathers were the stereotypical Perfect Girls (tm) that everyone wanted to be and also hate ... so you could be happy that they were dead. I am kind of bummed that I’m supposed to be rooting for a white hetero couple to kill a black lesbian, a gender-queer guy, and a fat girl ...

I can already see where this is going to go wrong (other than the pitch meeting where someone greenlit a Heathers TV reboot). The Heathers were caricatures of weird, wealthy, and white elites, who were nasty and capricious for no good goddamned reason other than other people weren’t as wealthy or white as them. You…

SERIOUSLY. By making the movie’s outsiders the Mean Girls, they’re no longer outsiders, and it’s impossible to root for them because they’re the Mean Girls, so... we’re left with conventionally attractive, heteronormative, and socially adept people to root for? WAITAMINNIT.

Melanie Field, Brendan Scannell and Jasmine Mathews, according to the THR article. Kind of a big thing to leave out of this, but then again proofreading has never been a priority of Gawker Media.

...did I miss something? Who are Mathews, Scannell, and Field?

Did they have a brain tumor for breakfast?

They both bought property on White Feminist Island and don’t check their mail very often.

Hamm needs to stick to playing supporting cast jerk-off white dudes, either seriously or in comedies and both in movies or TV. There’s a vibe about him where he comes off as aggressively mean and he should use it.

This skit was legit brilliant and my fave of the night. “Our final Jeopardy category is...These Lives Matter. Sorry Doug, it was good while it lasted!”

if everything surrounding this film is so dreadful that it features isla fisher in lingerie and i still wont go? then ya hecked up hollywood.

As Doug would say, if you can laugh and pray in 90 minutes then that is money well spent.

If at first you don’t succeed, try 10 more Madea movies.

DEAR JEBUS... NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!

Madea beat Jones AND Tom Cruise.

So, in other words, nobody kept up with the Jones’s?

I never heard of this movie until just now. I thought you were talking about this movie tbh:

So, the sequel will come out in 2018, right?