Also, that sign that says $5 minimum order to use credit card is wrong. According to the credit card processing merchant agreement, this is not allowed.

It’s a “sell by” date, not a “use by” date. So being scared of milk that was “good” yesterday but now “bad” today because the label says it could be sold yesterday but not today is ridiculous.

Using your sickly co-worker as any sort of “proof” of anything is stupid, especially when spoiled milk won’t make you sick…

Upon further reflection I guess it was with Melissa not D’Arcy

What nobody knows is that Billy Corgan has secretly been replaced by Vince D’Onofrio.

I imagine he is even more insufferable when you are trying to come down from your crack cocaine high.

The crew of the USA Voyager found a truck that was in space for hundreds of years. It held up pretty well.

You don’t seem to understand ‘investing’ or ‘opportunity cost’

Real, fake, everything else that happens in the video, I really don’t care.

I really hope Michael Bay had sex with a horse.

Beginning of Season 6: Special Agent Dale Cooper takes Frank Underwood’s hand and walks with him through the woods. Cooper turns around and Frank has disappeared. He never existed. 25 years later, Agent Cooper finds himself in an alternate dimension, living under the name Frank Underwood and becomes President.

Believe it or not, Dragon’s Lair was released in 1983. I know it sounds crazy nowadays, but it actually ran on an internal LaserDisc system, which is why the “graphics” looked so advanced. You were basically just watching a LaserDisc movie.

I’m sure that he’s already seen “Independence Day”.

fuck.

But Clickhole is still safe, right?

So that makes this effectively canon, right?

At least it’s not this:

But your birth certificate still reads "BonerTime." BonerTime Circumcismo Morecock.

I first saw this a few years back on SuperDickery ([www.superdickery.com] ), a website primarily dedicated to Superman being a dick to everyone. It also has crazy stuff, like how it was terrible that Lex Luthor stole the forty cakes.