Wow, it would only take an hour and a half to walk across, too! Who doesn't want to arrive at work late, exhausted, and seasick?

Headline from the future:

Too bad for him, but his and Star Wars’ loss is our gain.

Animal research is a complex issue, but at the end of the day, I must side with my own species. If I must choose whether 200 monkeys suffer from Parkinson’s disease for 10 years, or whether a million people must suffer from Parkinson’s forever, I must choose that the monkeys have it, because that choice means that we…

In Hell, obviously.

congrats. you and my 70 year old dad can talk about it

I can just picture the look in your eyes when you scrolled down and saw this article. The pure, unadulterated bliss coursing through your veins as you realized you had a chance to make a douchebag hipster comment. I hope the rest of your weekend is equally fulfilling

What no one knows, is that the Tesla X tried to murder it’s operator, then fudged the logs. As if they weren’t capable of that.

Last time I saw a ship get scraped up like that was when I saw a historical document on the NSEA-Protector pulling out of drydock for the first time.

Some Americans like to do their own re-badging.

The diet of really large alligators consists mostly of smaller alligators.

and I was going to ask what the hell it eats, but apparently anything it damn well wants.

He’s that close in a golf cart? Fuck that. It offers no protection and can’t outrun that gator. Get in the car and go!

And doing it with Flare! ;)

That can't stop the weevils that missed the factory sieve and are already in there.

“Me too!”

I hope that Amazon truly is cracking down on fake reviews, but I have reason to doubt it. Here’s why:

It’s also Sploid and Casey Chan so...