woah, man.

i sure hope everything is ok with that woman’s vagina.

Malwarebytes used to be soooo slooooow. It has gotten better in the past year or so but for active scanners I switched to ADWCleaner. It generally cleans stuff out in under two minutes. It does require a system restart but it works pretty great.

Federal scientist here. The raw data we collect has to go through a time-consuming check/approval process before it’s fit for public consumption because people rely on that data for recreation/agriculture/infrastructure/construction. Our data is also collected and transmitted via telemetry, which like NASA’s, isn’t…

“Report: A Body Has Been Found at Apple Headquarters”

I don’t think 30 year old milk is safe to ingest anyway. Just throw it out, already.

Thbbft!

Literally LOL’d.

So. Cute. Ack!

If we only post when they pay us, and they stopped paying us, then why would we have posted this? Yeah, you just got Kotaku’d. Eat it.

Let’s at least get some images to go with this story.

The makers of urMom reported huge quarterly profits, releasing a statement that “urMom can be found in every position, in every house on the block”

I’m told that the CPU processing on urMom is so low, it required roughly sixty times the standard duration to cook a single serving of “Minute Rice”

The competing model is urMom

Other scientists tried to do this in the past. Theirs would come apart slowly . When asked if they had accomplished anything, one said......’Frayed Knot......

Everyone knows you should never disturb a Mitsubishi cocoon... How dare they do this before it could undergo its final Evolution