Man, I love that we’re now pre-canceling shit we love based on assumed transphobia. This must be what we’ve been fighting for.

Who are you? WHAT are you? Who moved the rock?

NOT fantasy

Well you’re an absolute joy.

OK, OK, you’ve won the internet today.

“Whedon was pushed by the network to cast Carpenter against his wishes. The person recalls Whedon picking on Carpenter, with some of the writers of the show following Whedon’s lead, criticizing her acting.”

Can we please please please not?

Look, I know everyone loves the guy. I know he’s wildly beloved, and I know he’s spent many years working hard for liberal causes. I know he’s a big part of our movement... I just can’t stand the guy. Won’t support anything he’s involved with out of sheer principle. If anything, it might Make America Great Again just…

I don’t see this need to tie outrage toward the artist to the their monetary gain. I’m not necessarily interested in bankrupting Spacey or CK or Manson or the rest, as I don’t care how many hot tubs they have. I’m only interested in making them pariahs.

I mean, I know we’re supposed to cancel the guy, but to pretend he hasn’t been a rock star for 25 years running is trying way too hard.

“If convicted, Wheeler faces an 8-12 year sentence.”

He yelled about Mexicans, my friend. At the end of the day, that's all it takes.

We lost a lot of great kids in the 90s to those goddamned over-the-counter caffeine pills.

Man, someone fucked your girlfriend good and hard in high school...

Holy hell, this guy really does hit "incel incel" hard, day in, day out.

Yep. Yep. Ready for a boring-ass president again.

My heart hangs heavy - and it hurts - for all the trauma he’s been forced to endure. You are so brave Sufjan! We’ll never forget the heartache and sacrifice you’ve been through here. Devastating, honestly.

Macgru-ber!

Right, that and the disgusting taste and texture.

You, my friend, have won the internet.