That wasn’t funny, though...

Yeah, I saw the summer thing. Was really just hoping there was a more concrete date. lol. Thanks, regardless.

Is there a release date for the Switch release? I was looking earlier after I saw it released today, but couldn’t find anything. D: D:

Adios, Patricia. I may have found myself rolling my eyes at a few of your articles once in a while but there’s no denying that you are a fine journalist and that you’ve left a profound mark on Kotaku and it’s readers. I sincerely wish you the best of luck in life and in your career going forward.

Well, what do FF7, FF8, FF9, Wild Arms 1 and 2, Suikoden 2, Legend of Dragoon, and Chrono Cross all have in common?

Get well soon, Mike! I hope your recovery is swift and that you can get back to your family and all the things you love. You’ve been in my thoughts this past month and will continue to be from here on.

I could fold my ticket in half and take a picture of the stub portion. lol.

I have moviepass, and I get the feeling I’m their ideal customer. Right after I subscribed to it my theater began opening two hours later, so now I basically never get to see movies. I think I’ve seen about six movies since I began subscribing…

I say we spam their twitter until they, at least, mute them.

I’ve had this preordered for a while now. I need info on the next one so I can preorder it too. lol

I like this song. You guys are awful for not liking it. :(

You can say whatever you want to say about Bernie, but the truth comes out in his voting record in the senate. He’s much more honest and much more invested in the people than Hillary ever even pretended to be.

Hillary was incredibly dishonest and two-faced. Her positions changed dramatically with whatever was popular…

I sure love Elon Musk

Lunke stahp

Forgive me, I thought you were since you mistook my generalization of “you” for meaning you specifically and since your primary issue of what I’ve said has entirely been about my wording instead of the actual ideal behind it.

You’re a real stickler for semantics, aren’t you?

If you don’t like it, just don’t enter an exclusive relationship? Typically, that’s what marriage entrails. Pretending like you don’t have to remain exclusive to your spouse unless you both verbally agree to it is a very unhealthy train of thought to have.

It’s expected, one shouldn’t have to make it known that the…

When you enter into a marriage with someone, you agree that your body is only for them. Men and women both. Whether she’s interacting physically with another person or not, it’s cheating unless it’s mutually agreed upon. I’d go so far to say that being “romantically involved” with another person just through text…

Just to show you what I mean, here are some facebook posts from a local church pastor and the chair of my county’s republican party.

“The perverts who make up the Democrat Party accuses their opposition of some sort of sexual misconduct, and fools, absolute fools believe them!! This is the Democrat strategy!!…

My point is, you can’t really say “this is like celebrating that someone passed a test after being given all the answers.” This is more akin to “this is like celebrating that someone passed a test after they were told the incorrect answers for their entire lives.” Which is exactly the problem in Alabama. The vast…

As an Alabamian that did everything he could to swing some votes into Jone’s favor, I’m incredibly happy with the result. You don’t really understand how hard fought this victory was for us. And you don’t understand just how badly Jones would have lost had this crap about Moore not come out.

Alabama is deeply red in a…