Bless you Mike. You’re doing God’s work so that we don’t have to.

I hate you. :(

Whereas I suppose Brian could have tracked down the artists featured for a short interview, the notion seems a bit silly when all you’re doing is showcasing various people’s fanart, as opposed to writing a piece on a specific artist. And that would transform this from a mere simple, fun piece into one of those…

I mean... The criticism you’re getting here is kind of deserved. Why would you even click the article if the subject matter does not interest you? Would you rather there be only a handful of articles per day just so you don’t have to see “frivolous” things?

I’ve been reading Kotaku for a very long time. At least six…

Don’t listen to him Mike. I enjoy all your Fahey-filled reviews. From snacks that I’ll never eat thanks to you, to toys I didn’t have to buy my son to see, also thanks to you. (though my son might resent you when I tell him I didn’t buy him that huge Transformer last year because I saw you review it)

I bet you have very little joy in your life, don’t you? I’m sorry, friend. I could recommend some fun activities for you if you’d like.

“But it’s also equally crazy for the CEO to turn around and directly accuse multiple outlets of unethical reporting practices.”

Annnnnnnnd done.

But where’s my Cloud amiibo Nintendo?

This fascination with Pikachu's backside is a bit bizarre from my standpoint. Is that just because I'm American?

You should be publicizing it. How some people behave on the internet is ridiculous. I run a website myself and have around 200 members with a few dozen guests posters coming through daily. And it’s sad how common the whole “it’s just the internet” train of thought is. People don’t understand that there’s another human…

Cid’s theme is simply amazing. The song builds into his character so well! I’ve always said Nobuo is a genius, and when you play the game and dig into Cid’s past and ambitions throughout it, you can really begin to realize how much of a genius he is when listening to this song. It’s powerful and incites pride at…

Are you insinuating that Nathan Drake wouldn’t make #1 on all our lists?

Haha. Well, it was just a pan. Not a pot or anything, so there wasn’t really a handle to be labeled with a name. :p

Though if I ever get horribly disfigured in some way in the future, I’ll definitely go with the robot story. Better my grandchildren think I lost my arm trying to box a machine than informing them that I…

I horribly burned my hand and melted a rubber glove to it, once, when I grabbed a hot biscuit pan while working in a fast food place. The biscuit dude was supposed to place the fresh pans at one end and push the cooler ones down the line. He decided to sit the hot one at the front, because fuck safety.

Rather than…

I’d be perfectly fine with that future. Cloud is best girl.

That’s because people are idiots and seem to be growing ever more dumb as the technology at their disposal increases. I never send out text messages that don’t have proper spelling and punctuation. If the recipients think I’m insincere, then it’s their own fault for being so stupid.

I thought it was mir-nir.

Oh lawdy. I’m gonna take some flack for this. But I really don’t mind the art here. The game is still great, and some sacrifice on the visuals are ok in exchange for me to play it on my S6. Would I have preferred a port of FFVI: Advanced? Of course I would have. But I feel like it’s nice just to have it on mobile at…

God fucking dammit Square Enix. I didn’t care if you changed the game play. I don’t care that Wedge sounds like he’s severely mentally handicapped. I don’t care that Barret looks like a buff Blade. But freaking episodic releases? And the horrifying thought that you might be butchering the game and only giving us the…