Well shit. Much love to all the staff, but shit. This is a really big fucking bummer.

There is always one miserable shit at every job. 

Yeah, it began fucked. Looking forward to the bloviating and penis measuring to come. Then the global thermonuclear three-way will get going once North Korea rejoins the festivities. Toss in some Putin for dessert, shake vigorously, and Jesus fuck this is a mess.

Quid dicis? Google non solum loqui latine interpretation. 

Exactly, came here to say this. How are Western cultures justifying the shift backwards to failed social and civic policies and practices of the past? It’s nauseating.

Try new Crystal Pope. Ave color vini Claris, ave sapor sine pari!

Oh god, i hear it.

Hrm. I’ve been processing the complexities around military inclusion and trying to sort out why I’ve always felt uneasy with the resources the LGBTQIA+ invests establishing footholds in those organizations. Should I oppose our efforts because war is bad and the historical exploitation of marginalized communities is…

Fuck off. 

I’m all in on this feature. Not shorts, but J'sSSE. 

The star I just gave you is fucking big and fucking bright and fucking well earned.

Jesus Christ, it is so gross that we have to keep track of these horrors like this.

I hate that ol’ folksy “Belly fulla” business. You are selling merchandise, not a fucking Salisbury steak TV dinner or a Hilshire Farms Easter meat and cheese bucket.

“Pretty little treat, let me eat your candy
‘Cause mama I just made a handle now, to fish around.”

Dementors in love! 

Yikes. That kissing picture. I finally figured out who was hair was who’s, but why does it look like they are giving each other CPR?

I wasn’t quite following until I looked at the photo again and now I see it.

Oh! Wow. This is perfect. 

yissss

Id take Judy.