I spent the entire day yesterday in bed, which happens to me when peak helplessness meets peak depression. I literally forced myself into a shower and pants and, one step at a time, I’m moving through this day. It may sound dramatic (so I've been told), but this no tolerance situation is so overwhelming, I'm…

“I hate to think, but watch out for flying popcorn.”

As a gay man and rape survivor, I can only speak for myself: yes, I would have the same level of outrage.

I know when I’ve crossed the line and I sincerely apologize to everyone I’ve hurt. My actions were irresponsible and reprehensible.

Honestly, when I saw the series of unflattering photos that Giz was running with articles about her, I thought “Surely she doesn’t always look that crazed..”

holy shit this is a phenomenal statement. Filing it away for later use where I will think of you fondly.

I cannot bear the weight of this travesty. Is there a group fighting this? An organization I can give my time and treasure to? This is a horror and I want to do something.

Yeah, I super-agree with this take. For realsrealsies, just in case this sounds sarcastic.

Once upon a time I was a huge fan. Went to a couple of her taped shows, enjoyed her D-list show, but at some point her tell-all hot-goss, fag-hag schtick wore thin for me, a big ol’ fag.

How do you think I feel? I wrote it. :(

Jesus, it would be like sexing the live action Red Skull with what I imagine would be a powerful smell of urineand some kind of doctor prescribed ointment. No one wants to comment on that.

Im sorry! I didn’t know!

I should’ve listened. I should’ve trusted you, internet stranger. I took it as a challenge, I thought it would be fun.

Hrm. A 500 acre fire comes to mind. But seriously, who burns poop? Is that a wilderness survival thing or just a weird dummy thing?

I love Parks and Rec, would watch. Also, he is definitely the lesser Chris while also the greater Andy.

Ok, I feel much better about this whole day and I love you. I also love how clearly the Colonel does not want that kiss.

Not high enough? But for real, it was happening on my ipad. I swear!

I question your sincerity.

Wat the fuck is happening here? Is this a thing?

Beat me to it, please take this star.