As do I.

oh! i almost forgot. Scott Baio can suck it. I hope he gets every single thing he has coming to him. He’s literally a living poster boy for toxic masculinity, white privilege, and Hollywood predation.

I was gearing up to launch into an NFL tirade but by your second paragraph I realized that you know my feels.

I love it! I wish it were updated more. I have needs.

So I was going to come in here to post something snarky about the royal wedding culture when a primal urge came from within me to slap the phone out of my own hand.

“This White House video on Laurel vs. Yanny makes me want to cut off my own flesh and sew it into a quilt and remain under its covers until the end of time.”

Ok, you’ve got an amazing friend, but also a super-envious pair of pudding pants. I love capybaras like Kristin Bell loves sloths.

It’s good to laugh again.

Omgooses, same! I just want to have a pack of them, chilling in a heated pond, looking zen with those loving eyes and thinking capy thoughts about all their many animal friends.

I love capybaras so much.

Came here to say this. As a society we were already at “too far”. That being held accountable is (slowly) becoming the new norm is uncomfortable for some is tough shit.

Exact same.

Yisssssss!

Fuck this guy. This perfect example of true evil. Fuck him in half.

Yissssss

I’m only able to process his tweets if I imagine he’s singing them in a really campy musical.

Wow. Expecting to crave a Big Mac, I left needing a dose of Prozac. That shit is unhinged.

Do we think the guy dyes his eyebrows to match the fun-factory hair project he’s wearing?

Honestly. I know there are a million really solid reasons to hate this guy, but the tie thing infuriates me.

So very true. Hugs to you.