The villainy throughout this story is astounding. From top to bottom, it sounds like an episode of Law and Order SVU. Considering Kettle’s crimes, I can’t begin to imagine the predatory, dispicable actions that haven’t been reported over the 7 years of his term. Additionally, that shit happens in an environment that…

well fuck.

Fun fact: hilarious joke about Glenn Close.

Yeah, I guess. In that “make me think/feel way” which is troubling on a day-drinking Saturday.

You are killing me

Good to see you. <3

I’m buying a round of stars for every single post to this thread.

Hahahaha

Wow. They really are creepy carny small. He could fit one in each nostril.

Read the first line as “Thoroughly Inbred” and I refuse to correct myself. Please edit.

I’m just so jealous of you right now.

I’d eat a full-size Jesus made of dark chocolate.

PREACH

Can someone explain the “without vocal tics” distinction?

Is it just me, or does Lucy Lawless look like she is frozen in time? She’s such a good and funny actress, but every time I see her she looks like she hasn’t aged a day, and not in that shiny, botoxed, plastic surgery way. It really confounds me to the point that when I see her, I have to IMDB the show to verify that…

Necro-thread! I was going through my past conversations because I’m pooping and bored, and wow! What a difference a couple years makes, right?

Dude. You’ve got to stop explaining and listen. I wish there was a way to send a private note, because I get where you are coming from. But the message couldn’t be more clear.

I hope he rode in on a kid’s BMX bike. No! Roller blades!

I’m home sick, so I’m just going to read this article a few more times and then fall into a YouTube hole of videos of Michelle and Barak Obama soothing upset children, speaking on global and national humanitarian issues, and doing pushups.

No, you don’t