You. Complete. Me.

:(

As a gay man that didn’t enjoy figure skating, Moire skated right into my dreams. I’m learning something about myself, so I’m taking some quality time to reevaluate my perception of this particular sport.

An example of just how high the stakes really are. Students thoughtfully protesting active marginalization inciting active racists. They posed a question to authority that answered itself in real time. I’m hoping that their school and caring adults in their community are mobilized to support and protect these children…

You really L. L. did it.

I couldn’t get past the “Hyuk, we’re funny!” voice bullshit. That video goes down as the noisiest, sloppiest celebrity blow job that I didn’t finish watching.

Well, as a man, I’m expecting these Ovaritos to be pink, to taste like a summer’s eve, and be way more expensive.

 He’s a doctor, not a porg, dammit!

Who?

*chant* Release the nut or shut up!

Shew! I desperately needed another way for people to get ahold of me on my phone.

Passion of the Christ II: Jesus Take the Wheel

You speak truth! It is the same pressure that anyone in entertainment communications faces. Especially video games. Expectations to “Take this viral!” and executives totally ignoring or discounting that building a social media following for a brand, or a brand representative, continues outside of a 9-5, office desk…

I’m so mad that I have to give you a star for this, you asshole.

It’s happening to me too, a ton, and it drives me crazy.

Good.

Jesus fucking christ. What a fucking monster. I hope they have an open casket funeral so someone can punch him in the face.

God I love Panera. I’m just a crazy nuts fan of anything, but mostly that mac and cheese. gimme a tub of that mac and all is right with the world. better then Xanax.

laying hands? They were both touching each other and holding hands. Omarosa is no victim here.

Unpopular opinion and I really do feel bad about it because Omorasa is clearly an instigator and a shit-stirrer, an opportunist and a self-cast villain. But she’s smart. She knows what she is doing and she’s such a quick study of the people around her. She knows just what to say to get people riled and cam deliver it…