My spidey senses tell me that a lot of CDAN stuff is pure nonsense, but it really is my guilty pleasure.

Don’t be shitty.

OMG, he is such a dilettante. I already had gross, entitled, and predatory. Dilettante. That’s the word I’ve been looking for.

Seriously. It was so discordant. It felt creepy.

The applause for Franco’s comments felt so gross. Also, spanking children is unacceptable.

I don’t personally disagree. I also take a small amount of joy in the idea. Like fantasizing what I’d do if I won the lottery, or maybe had an actual prized dream come true.

Sounded super Presidential. Oprah, I know there’s no dignity it politics, but c’mon.

I liked Silverman, edgy, smart. But her new show and this? I love her. It’s a lesson.

I’m in. Thank you for sharing this.

This is fucking amazing to read. I legitimately love it and simultaneously do not understand it.

I’ve been feeling extremely guilty for falling asleep for good portions of this movie, but extremely pleased that none of the friends I was with realized it. I do recall seeing Carrie Fisher do some space flying in actual outer space without a ship? I’m a huge Star Wars fan and I’ll watch the movie again, but this was…

Yikes, I gave you a star but I really didn’t want to.

#fuckushi

Jesus Christ this comment stung. I’m sincerely hoping (as are you, I’m certain) that this guy gets every single thing he deserves while losing every single thing he earned as a result.

I came here to say the exact same thing, so you get a star.

Thank you! All of it is wrong and everyone should be held accountable.

Actually, the perfect troll. Fire, forget, check in in the chaos later.

Good lord, you nearly killed me!

My thoughts and prayers are with the victims and their loved ones.

I got the joke and I even said “Haha!”outloud (no lie!). It’s so perfect on so many levels. I’ve given you extra stars, one each for being (what I can only presume is) mansplained on your appropriate measure of shame, your reading comprehension, what constitutes humor, and your inability to muster a convincing defense…