He should get 10 years for that hat and t-shirt combination alone

A guillotine.

In this era of Trump-inspired racism this fills me with great joy. When privileged jerks have consequences for acting racist it informs society at large that racism is not acceptable. That he is being such a scared punk about it is even better: it may force bigots to think a minute about how they would handle being…

Now, this is how you troll. Mariachi band, tacos, and decent people! Thumbs up to everyone who participated and made this troll fiesta happen.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

It’s almost like they’re all juvenile boys with little to no real social skills.

Cecilia-

there’s no footprints on Hannity’s beach, did Jesus give up on him

“MY COCK IS AS BIG AS A TODDLER’S ARM AND IF SHE DOESN’T SAY SO THEN SHE’S A HOAX!”

He absolutely had to say she’s not the type he finds attractive because she said she didn’t find him attractive. He can’t let that slide.

I love how he’s like “Going this way, going this way, go-KABLAM! goingthatwaygoingthatwaygoingthatway!”

Wiseau serious?

But enough about Arcade Fire.

I mean, I don’t know what else to tell you? I keep seeing this statement of ‘I’ve finished the two highest profile games on the system, boohoo I’m bored’, but it’s ridiculous. Nintendo just gave us probably the strongest launch year in history, with a first-party game every month, and way more variety than was…

I know people complain about all the ports on the Switch, but I would not turn my nose up at Fallout 3/NV on this thing. Ive been playing Skyrim on mine (for the 4th time on as many systems)and it always makes me think of fallout, which I vastly prefer. And while I would also love something fresh, FO is my jam, and…

“Most men think this is what sex is”?? That is ridiculous. Most men reading this are horrified.

I had to stop reading about halfway through. This is why I don’t date anymore. Most men think this is what sex is. This isn’t sex. This is snuff.

YOU HAVE THE MEATS!