Bravo!

Or ‘pull a Manziel’ with it.

There was no buffalo.

I’ll bet there’s a shitload of Jiffy Lube stories we’ve not heard about... a shitload.

What, he should have left the dog in there to drown?

I don't see it.

My father used to say he would do just about anything for a 1969 Indy Pace Car Camaro.

That’s a lot of beverages (alcoholic and non-alcoholic) for a 13-minute “concert”. 5 t-shirts? 5 towels? Is he soaking the towels in juice and squeezing them into his mouth? Does he have a battery-powered towel squeezer which is why he needs all those batteries? I have so many questions.

Secret deodorant? He either likes women's hygiene products or he enjoys being surprised.

Hey, neighbor! I’m around the corner at 123 Main St.

You have much to learn about off-roading.

Hold my goat milk

I tell you what, that swastika was certainly unexpected.

There’s a difference between a ball sport drop kick (what you’re thinking of) and a combat sport drop kick (like pro wrestling, I know, not really a sport). The latter uses drop kick to indicate the attacker jumping up and rotating their body to a horizontal position, and thrusting out both legs, then letting their…

I guess tastes are subjective because I’m a big fan of the Panamera since days one.

Why do you keep saying that? Is there something wrong with the earth’s gravintational pull?

Came for this.

Oh no, this is awful! I hope other teams could fight the fire anyways and I’m glad everyone survived the accident. I happen to be a Police Officer in the Military Police of São Paulo State, in Brazil, and the Fire Brigade is a branch of the same force. They’re equipped with the excellent Pierce Firetrucks imported…

What happened? :O