Glad I’m not the only one that initially read it that way, too! It took me a few rereads (after a brief moment of panic and wondering if everything I’ve known about the world of sexual abuse allegation lawsuits in the 33 years I’ve been on this planet was a farce).

Oooh, I finally got my husband hooked on Vanderpump Rules, too! It took a few seasons, but he’s now in hook, line, and sinker. Even heard him utter an, “Ohhh, Schwartz” with a sigh during the last episode.

I’ve posted this in response to another commenter, but yeah. I love Colorado and its lax views on lots of things dearly, but we still have some conservative crazies (like this asshole) trying to run the show, unfortunately:

And let’s not forget this piece of shit, Rep Gordon Klingenschmitt from El Paso county, who immediately decried the entire event (shortly after it happened) as being an “act of God” because we allow legalized abortions:

Hahaha, same for me + my husband. He loves being naked! Especially when sleeping. I, on the other hand, can’t handle the feeling of my own skin touching my own skin when I’m sleeping. Weird, yes, but I’ve always been like this since I was a kid (and it’s gotten to the point now where I cannot even sleep in pajama…

The third is on her way to a beach where you are only allowed to crawl around on all fours, like a dumb (sexy?) puppy or big adult baby.

I agree! I loved her album, too. But I just can’t with her anymore. I stuck it out for a bit, hoping her “I’m-desperately-thirsty-for-attention-so-I-will-get-it-by-being-a-horrible-and-obviously-insecure-human-being” schtick was due to...well, I don’t know what—but I just can’t. She could easily get good attention…

Rich Homie Quan must have sensitive teefs, too. Fuck ice cold water.

Thank you for saying this and hear, hear. I had an endless battle with my (former) doctor before finally being diagnosed with Lupus & Sjogren’s Syndrome. It was months of me seeing her weekly due to inexplicable rashes, fevers, permanently enlarged lymph nodes, chronic pain, debilitating tiredness, extreme hair loss,…

Because they are hateful and incredibly insecure human beings, that’s why.

I know. Working retail and saying “thank you and have a happy holidays!” at the end of transactions would get met with a thunderous, “YOU MEAN MERRY CHRISTMAS.” too many times for my own personal comfort. And you know what? Never once did I think to myself, “Jiminy Crickets, that person is right! I did mean ‘Merry…

Yeah, exactly. If you google David’s name you’ll see he runs/owns a construction company. My husband owns a construction company and I’m guessing that the reason we don’t see anything about David at work is because 1. It’s just not very interesting and 2. Construction workers typically aren’t the…