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When the fuck is Mega Basket going to start selling jerseys? All I want is a Jokic in refreshing mint green and pink. Is this too much to ask?

“The problem is that nobody cares about my boner!” he whined.

What do the dickhead voice of the UFC and all their top promoted stars have in common?
White.

Just Give It 7 Seconds

Imagine this: You’re out at a bar. Maybe you’re there with some coworkers, and everyone is shaking off that crazy

Kelly Rowland is a huge J.R. Smith fan and was shouting down Igoudala from the upper deck. No mention of that apparently.

Because you punch up, not down.

It makes me want to cry that our female candidate knew she had to practice not being physically intimidated by her opposition.

Their 3-point shooting was awful. They need more Marx-men. 

“Checking in.”

The Dodgers translator’s deadlift totaled an impressive 360 pounds or about 26 Rosetta Stone.