I mean, come on, it takes so much energy to follow all the insanity and frustrations of the election, I should be allowed to watch a silly Celebrity All-Star game on a Friday night with zero real-world interruptions. Screw you, Win Butler.

The fact that I didn’t know “Win” was his first name made your headline impossible for me to comprehend. I just stared at it for minutes

I have family friends who reside in Germany. The universal health care sounds great until you realize it takes 3-4 hours for ambulances to respond to emergencies and months to see a specialist for a surgery/procedure.

This headline makes my head hurt.

Got to love useful idiots like Timothy Burke. He gets starred for clueless comments and won’t acknowledge people who have correctly informed him of the facts. It is all about the narrative. Too afraid to have the real answer out of the grey’s.

Try again. The yearly amount we are in the red may have been decreasing but the federal deficit has been increasing for everyone of those years you outlined.

Didn't realize that NAMBLA members read Deadspin. My bad.

It’s easy to reduce deficit spending when the amount your spending is so astronomically high year in and year out. 10 trillion in debt will be added is what you need to know. It took over 200 years to get to 10 trillion debt, it will take Obama 8 years to do the same. But hey he keeps reducing spending! Naww not…

easy to say when the deficit in 2009 tripled that of 2008

outrageously misleading - he didn’t ask about the federal budget deficit but about the national debt. the federal budget deficit is completely different from the national debt.

So we’ve been doing less badly but the national debt is still growing every year

Prepare yourself for scorching hot takes about how no one cares about your fantasy team

Don’t try. It’s about 7% race, 93% just being a ignorant, arrogant asshole.
I gave him the benefit of the doubt for a while, just because I really like that one really good album that he made over 10 years ago, but he moved past deserving any of that years ago.

same one that almost got Hillary in Bosnia

“Most dives are fine.”

A bit of a stretch to say NY is Carmelo’s hometown. He went to elementary school, middle school and high school in Baltimore. He also has a “West Baltimore” tattoo on his shoulder.

Yeah. I wonder if Yzerman just prints out every Steve Simmons column and tapes it to his locker every morning, then shoots him a “are you seriously prepared to deal with this level of stupidity as a part of your life instead of going home to the largest amount of strip clubs per capita in North America?” look when…

How often does a marque player engineer a move to their hometown? Griffey Jr to Cincy? Playing for your hometown team would be a fucking nightmare, especially if it’s Toronto. The fans, and even worse, the press is so fucking fickle that if Stamkos suffered through a slump like he did earlier this season, it would…

Stamkos was the first thing I thought of when I read the headline. Fuck!

Chip Kelly is racist