In an abstract sense I would love a threesome with Chrissy Teigen and John Legend but only if a threesome is when three people hug and say encouraging things and then have snacks. The two of them can have sex and I'll tidy up the snack area but I don't think I'd be bringing anything to the table by participating.

Instead of a threesome, I'd rather just play that fun drinking game "the devil's triangle" everyone is talking about. I have to watch it, too much beer and I get gassy. I heard the kids call it boofing these days.

Is this a good place to bring a doll?

The dude’s zero-effort cooking is my favorite part of the show. Good job telling your stepmom that you’re gay. What an amazing, monumental step in your life. You’re growing into the person you need to be. Now put some beans in the crock pot and call it chili

I hear what you’re saying, but you also don’t crush the dreams of the new guy in the office on the first day. This wasn’t a fan who saw Ru at a restaurant when Ru was trying to just be a person. Pearl was a brand-new co-worker telling her manager Ru that she admired her work. 

Hey Bill Maher, this is not a First Amendment or “free speech” issue, as it does not involve the government. You should know this, it’s not difficult.

My best friend is going to be heart broken if this ever becomes reality! She’s been dreaming of a destination abortion since she was a teen!

If the pro-life movement focused on sex ed and access to birth control, the number of abortion procedures would drop.

“I just wanted to have that dialogue about families torn apart by the election and their political differences of opinion and how we handle it.”

If history is any indication, a bankruptcy and a divorce.

I was literally holding my laptop to my face to make sure I wasn’t imagining it.

Kim K. talking to her domestic in the morning.

He probably doesn’t mention Barron because he doesn’t know anything about him. Like Obama spent time with his kids, he knew what they were like and what was going on with them. Trump barely acknowledges people outside himself exist, and I assume his knowledge of his own children is something along the lines of

So we’re all autistic as well?

Seriously. Every time I see this photo I think, “That poor kid.” He looks broken.

I think the reason there were rumors that Barron is autistic is I’ve never seen a picture where he looks happy or comfortable in the presence of his father.

I hope Barron turns out ok. It’s not easy having an abusive monster as a Parent.

And why a 10 minute interview that a marketing company called to set up (this is what’s known as advertising, something Rich seems to know already) would be about any substantive to begin with.

This article is one long bad take.

The bigger issue here seems to be why you feel entitled to her answers, and why you think that she should have to talk about Matthew Weiner just because she has spoken out about sexism in the past.