highlikeme
highlikeme
highlikeme

“Awarding” money to Vegas? That makes it sound like “hey you win for having the highest death count in a mass shooting this year! Congrats!”

Because they get ancillary benefits? It’s like asking why people are willing to stare at a TV screen just to see advertisements—they don’t just see advertisements, they see content they enjoy watching.

ok but what if I like...don’t love the military.

Absolutely. And she slays in the 1950s costumes. People view that show and think, “Oh, that’s right, Ben Whishaw and Dominic West are in this, too.”

Don’t make the mistake of thinking he has any sort of worldview other than fame and money. All he did was update the Ann Coulter business model of repeating people’s prejudices back to them for the digital age.

Who are all these gay guys he thinks he’s speaking for? Milo shares a narcissistic trait with Trump: projecting his own ugly worldview onto others (“Many people say...”).

An annoying, intrusive, bossy know-it-all who tries to take over parenting your children? They should call this the “Mother-in-Law” or maybe just the “Marie.”

Gunner Stone.

Her husband, tho! Damn! The fact that she gets to sit on his face makes me hate her even more.

It’s called SHADE.

It turns out she wasn’t bragging that they didn’t take a government plane for their honeymoon, but complaining.

Celebrities who raise money for anything are always chastised for not giving enough themselves, no matter how much they actually give. Every person involved in this kind of endeavor gives some money; some more generously than others. But I don’t see the problem with a rich person giving a nice chunk of change AND

He’s still taller than the average male Hollywood superstar. I’ve met many and they seem to average 5'6.

Wasn’t Oliver a fresh postgrad in the book, like 23/24?

I don’t know how I feel about all of these people who gave him the benefit of the doubt and are now so disappointed in how this presidency is turning out. Like, we tried to tell you? Y’all ever going to acknowledge you chose not to listen? When do I get to say I told you so?!

Fuck it I laughed

No. I don’t care how much the guy sucks, I wouldn’t wish glioblastoma on anyone. It took my grandmother in six months and it’s awful.

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

And then he dabbed.