like, this was my rent, which I just spent on this thing that’s not happening.

We would have also accepted; “like, because it’s pretty fucking easy.”

Like, why would anyone try to actually scam us?

He looked very basic. Why was he a heartthrob? I know y’all were high as fuck back then on cocaine, so that probably explains it.

Surely the sexy trifecta you refer to is this one (Which looks like it could also serve as the opening credit for Law & Order: NAFTA)

This is the speech pattern that grandpa has right before you have the uncomfortable conversation where you tell him he can’t live by himself anymore.

Still convinced he abuses prescription amphetamines. I feel like he’d see himself as too sophisticated for coke but could easily convince himself some uppers from a doctor are a-ok.

I have said this before and it never stops being true: Donnie sounds like someone trying to have a serious conversation on a ball of cocaine. I really can’t listen to him talk, and when I read the shit he said, he sounds like a puppy that has too many shiny objects and noise makers around it.

(unintelligible screaming)

How is it even permissible for her to choose to stay in NYC if it costs tax payers 1 million a week? All that money could be going to health care, immigration, the hungry, it could do a lot of good in NY.

I don’t think any of these people have ever been embarrassed for a moment in their lives.

Remember when Obama wore a tan suit and they pissed their pants with rage at the “disrespect?”

It’s weird that everyone who decides not to have children must add a footnote that they don’t hate kids.

this is very stupid question to ask someone.

She sued Howard University for discriminating against her for being white, so apparently it’s a fairly flexible belief.

My friends were on a reality tree house show. They had to foot the whole bill. The show decorated and furnished the whole tree house for the finale, but at the end of it, they packed up all the furnishings again and left, haha. So basically, they paid an above market-rate for construction just for the honor of having…

My best friend of 19 years and I both love this show - and we’ve never discussed it. It’s too personal, and there’s living in Russia and spying and all manner of things involved.

i love this show AND them but i bet that headline hurts the husband she left for him lol

fyi locomotive jones is a big troll so don’t be afraid to dismiss.

Stupid. This involves millions of other people. Your “analogy” is crap.