Why has the Greek chorus been calling it “trivia night” throughout the whole show? This party has nothing to do with trivia, from what I can see.

Teenage boys in trench coats have lost some cachet the last 18 years or so.

Why wouldnt anyone stop him from doing this? Surely someone in there knows how and what nato is.

Makes me wonder who else is living in Trump Tower who we should know about.

I can’t believe these buffoons managed to get that shitstain elected. Idiots, top to bottom.

Ivana, NO ONE CARES BUT YOU AND YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.

According to a makeup artist for the GOP, it’s sun beds, self-tanner, and bronzer on top.

I know they probably have to use ‘toilette’ because of the oils, but Threat de Toilette is a terrible name. The immediate smell that comes to mind would definitely make me not even try this...

It’s like Pamela Anderson is stuck in an eternal loop of playing a cool girl who is the only one that understands the bad boy. Only in this case the bad boy is an old, gross man, who is more nefarious   than bad. Really not a good look.

I’m sorry. I’m 2 1/2 years out. Tamoxifen is giving me hot flashes like you wouldn’t believe. Both breasts. 2 different cancers. Radiation, pain after surgery and lymphedema were the worst. But they gave me some great drugs and I got to take some time off work. The treatments are getting easier and easier. And you…

You should order Chinese. That’s what the lawyers on TV always do in these situations. Eat it straight out of the carton.

So, I might have breast cancer. That’s a thing that might be happening. An irregularity was found in my right breast during a screening mammogram this week and next Thursday I need to go back for a diagnostic mammogram, ultrasound and family risk assessment. My sister had breast cancer twice in her 20s, so the threat…

Another problem, to me, was both candidates were younger and reasonably well-dressed. Put a 70+ obese woman in a garbage sack of a suit up there and see if people are as sympathetic. It’s the Tomi Lahran principle - people are more willing to accept dumb shit from a conventionally-attractive young female face.

There is no way President Grab ‘Em passes on leaving an extremely tangible and indelible boondoggle of blight on the landscape.

This. The wall isn’t about security. It’s never been about security. It’s political theater.

Ah. I see the issue here. You’re incorrectly assuming the wall has anything to do with either of those things, when in fact its just another eyesore monument to his ego and pride, like everything Trump builds.

I don’t get the Hiddleston hate. Especially here. The man is on a promo tour for his movie. Talk about his movie, for Pete’s sake. If you want to talk about his love life, call his agent/publicist/whatever and set up an interview about that. Don’t get upset that he is upset that you talk about his private life when…

Dear Jefferson Beuragard Sessions III- if you want to understand what’s so wrong with what you did, just think about how you would feel if Hillary Clinton did it.

Also tired of Republicans constantly pulling Hillary back into their conversations. People, you won. Are you just tossing her name into every sentence so you can all sit around the Hillary-hate circle jerk? It must be like throwing the word “patriot” into sentences. Meaningless, intended to gain the attention of a…