I'd like to see her standing beside him at a podium, and right after he apologizes, I'd like so see her kick him in the nuts—hard.

This is satire, right? Right?

Pssst...Gillian Anderson's not quite 40 yet (she turns 40 next month). Referring to people in their thirties as "middle-aged" scares me.

meh.

I read this earlier and I am STILL itching...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I haven't spoken more than a handful of words to my father since 2005. I reluctantly asked him to walk me down the aisle after my mother convinced me that he wanted nothing more than to escort the daughter that he loves; during the ceremony, someone told him that he should help with my train and when I told him he…

I thought Rihanna was black????

Who makes up these retarded rules????? I'll be rocking the long hair when I'm in my 40s, 50s, and until it falls out. Short hair has NEVER looked good on me.

I fucking HATED the whole SATC minions in their clicky-clacky heels and "OMG, you are *so* Carrie!" verbal farts that I boycotted the show... until one weekend, when I had free access to HBO, I watched an episode and secretly liked it. Then I would hide my habit from my bf, who also hated the show, and watch it after…

If her friends didn't leave as soon as aggro dude arrived, I can see why he might have issue with her two friends being there. If they left as soon as he showed his face, then guy has a serious problem.

I want to be tilda when I grow up!

That guy looks like her gay bff; my gaydar is going off full blast.

awww...he does look all supergrass and "I should Coco"!

This mother sounds like a bitch. Seriously, "in his rather upscale school, he has been asked for a play date with a little boy who is there mostly because of his very famous mom, a film actress." Umm, isn't this NURSERY SCHOOL? Aren't all of the kids there mostly because their parents fucking paid the obscenely…

Your cousin's Filipino wife just tells everyone that the dish you're eating is "seafood," but you're actually eating Mr. Johnson's toy poodle—we're wily that way.

Phlebotomists are always complaining about finding my veins—I once nearly fainted when a phebotomist kept poking into my arm, trying to find a vein. She eventually drew blood from the top of my hand. I envy women like Madonna and Angeline, with their giant veins. Then again, Angeline's veins might have been too…

Who are these stupid women who vie for these sub-simian assholes on television shows bent on degrading females? I don't care under which age category a woman falls, having mouth-breather men label you as a "kitten" or a "cougar" is incredibly degrading.

An ex once asked me how many guys I had made out with (not even sex) and when I told him (I honestly couldn't remember, some number between 20 & 30), he freaked out. He didn't bother asking how many guys I had actual sex with, which is a number much lower than that. BTW, he was a jerk.

The clothes are a little too "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!" circa 1974 for my taste.

Benicio is one of those actors that makes me think dirty, dirty thoughts.