When Obama was elected, the GOP got together and literally said they would do anything and everything to stop Obama’s agenda. They did that. Even when it hurt their own agendas. So it’s not really a thin excuse - it’s a pretty thick one.

The GOP and Trump believe the young are lazy

There will be endless reprisals and recriminations, and they will all do approximately zero good, so I will try to avoid them. There’s more than enough blame to go around. But for one dark night (morning), I will indulge. You’re exactly right. The fucking goddamn DNC and their miserable godfuckinggoddamn triangulation…

To every fucker on FB who is admitting to voting for him but saying that he’s totally going to become a moderate, sensible leader now. That is not who you elected. Fuck you.

Fuckity fuck fuck fuck. I thought Brexit was Bad.....but turns it out it was just the warm up act. I look forward to seeing George A Romero’s vision coming true. The Zombie Apocolypse can’t come quickly enough.

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So, the same nation that elected Obama a mere eight years ago is now all of a sudden a bunch of assholes? Nah, your candidate was just shitty enough to lose to a reality TV blowhard (pending a late miracle!). This says much, MUCH more about Clinton than it does about Trump, or this country.

Speak for yourself, man. I’m gonna get in the best shape of my life and goad these assholes into all kinds of silly shit. I’m a white Protestant male, what are they going to to do, arrest me?

Nah, I’m sure a bigoted and misogynist game show host will be a wonderful president.

It’s not close! She’s losing EVERYWHERE, even next door to me in New Hampshire! I am freaking the fuck out!!! She’s losing MInnesota! MSNBC showed the national vote count and she’s down 51%-44% and my heart skipped a beat...WTF?? I thought all these white people were dead...where did they come from?

As I’m comforting my Muslim spouse as she sobs about what this means for her, I don’t have time for nausea. I just want her to be okay. I want to live in a place where an interfaith lesbian couple with disabilities aren’t seen as the enemy. I’m tired of our lives hanging in the balance every goddamn election because…

No matter how hard she tries, Madona will never complete the metamorphosis into Stevie Nicks.

Well she is the 1%, so...

This is what Donald Trump says every time he looks at his polling numbers among African-Americans.

No idea how he got a hold of Louisiana Senate candidate David Duke’s speech.

I prefer him fired. Fired is so much more satisfying than resignation.

Conservatism: Pushing back against objective reality since St Ronald of Reagan descended from capitalist heaven in the year of our lord, nineteen hundred and eighty.

They don’t even know what they’re talking about when they say email. If you ask them what about it, they can’t answer you. They might say wikileaks!!! These morons literally have no idea what they’re saying, they’re just repeating what they hear. Same idiots have been repeating Rush Limbaugh for years.