Jim Beaver, that's who. #respect

You know, I hate it too when people talk on cell phones in the library. Its a douche thing to do. I've never seen an Asian do it before, and I go to a school with a huge Asian population. The culprit? In almost every case? White chicks who look just like Alexandra.

Her name is Alexandra? Damn. Coulda sworn it was Becky.

Gay chicken. Amusing straight men since John C. McGinley and Brendan Fraiser did the same thing in Scrubs all those years ago.

This does not bode well for my future coolness with my potential children. I communicate almost exclusively through pop culture references, and know every line of Scrubs and Community by heart.

@FrankN.Stein: That HAS to be fake. That's fake, right?

Lois Lane, Bride of Batman!

I will probably only watch this season for the io9 recaps, btw. So make them good!

@Craig Michael Ranapia: Hahahahaha, of course not.

I'm super late on this one, but oh my god, was this a boring episode. The only thing that made it any better was your recap, Annalee.

Thats completely ridiculous. As if lesbians don't have any interest in reproductive rights! Jesus Christ.

They're not making any more episodes. How is CBS making any money off a show that's stopped production, probably for good?

He doesn't have a publicist anymore. Sheen is unrepresented right now.

I'm going to laugh so hard when no one buys any tickets to this crapfest. Schadenfreude, Lucas.

He's suffering from addiction. He's been in and out of rehab for years. Addiction IS an illness. I think its fair to say that what we're witnessing right now is not a normal, healthy, or sane man.

I felt like a dick for following Charlie Sheen, and I unfollowed him this morning. He's a spoiled, abusive, maybe anti-semitic asshole, that's for sure, and I don't have much sympathy for him, but that doesn't mean that his addiction and his illness is anything but deadly serious.

So.... crap. Leonard Nimoy won't be in the new Fringe, and Olivia is going to be CHANNELLING his character?

@nick1016: People objected to your statement not because you said "Spanish" instead of Latino, but because you objected to someone who was Hispanic playing the part of someone who was white.

Holy shit, your sister sounds hardcore! Because she's now a MARINE!

Unless it has this guy, I'm not watching.